Strictly pancakes
Fruit paradise


maybe a stalk of sunflower too…

2 weeks ago

dysphorism: duhpunch: senpaiexpress: the-darkmortaldevices: gallifrey-feels: mellieforyellie: scarvenrot: mooneymannyinthesky: yukitalia: 8oo: youregoingtolovemynuts: dysphorism: I am still thinking about this Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all. So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen. I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM?? okay now i’ll reblog it sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful You’re really passionate about apples Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus. liquefied apple fetus. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES. I think we should go outside now I JUST PISS MYSELF LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS THAT COME UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS OF THIS PHOTO 

dysphorism:

duhpunch:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

I think we should go outside now

I JUST PISS MYSELF LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS THAT COME UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS OF THIS PHOTO 

161,903 notes - reblogged from dysphorism 3 weeks ago

all the GEEK NERD shirts are really over rated >.> and i don’t know why blogshops/igshops gets their inspiration from TOPSHOP most of the time x_x i mean like i know TOPSHOP things are expensive but there are other brands out there also mah~ the shirts are like everywhere now omg x_x haven’t step into town alrdy can see a couple so imagine if stepping into town…? ;A; wtf too many please… 

maybe it’s me being weird but i’m not a fan of them LOL ok it’s cute and all but u know…? like jumpers too o.o everywhere has them now! maybe just the price is slightly different.. i have things that many people have too (i’m not 100% unique lol) like my black eyelet belt which i love so much cause it matches everything! :D before jumpers and GEEK NERD Ts there’s the ONE OF A KIND trend also which is everywhere too! it’s gone now LOL 

conclusion: i’m just weird

p.s i’m talking to myself here cause twitter only has 140 characters x_x anyway i don’t think anyone reads here anymore? LOL

1 month ago

I feel bad for using baby’s money ): he worked so hard for it ): sorry love.. This month i so cash tight ): thank u darling for the shopping <3 i love u many many many!

1 month ago

must be firm

no shopping until June! *nod nod*

unless there are things are i reallyeedto

1 month ago

Burn fats!

Don’t know where to type this better so i’ll leave it here LOL

- 2 meals a day
- carbos only during lunch
- swim for an hour (4-5 times/week)
- nom on fruits and salads

For now… I’m still sick and needs to recover asap ._.

1 month ago

Sony Walkman Sports MP3 Player Model number: NWZ-W273PNK  

Sony Walkman Sports MP3 Player

Model number: NWZ-W273PNK